everything good makes you fat an addict or broke
My weight loss blog was terminated. Guess that’s what happens when you don’t use it…
At 10:41 to a half sleep boyfriend
- Me: I want ice cream.
- Him: from where?
- Me: dq is closed, so McDonald's I guess.
- Him: what do you want?
- Me: either an oreo mcflurry or hot fudge sundae.
- Him: leaves and comes back with both.
“A dying friend once told me, ‘I wish I hadn’t spent so many Mondays wishing it were Friday. I also wish I had made better use of those Fridays, for better stories on Monday.’”